Untold truth about teaching english certifications if you’re an Indian working abroad.

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While living abroad for few years now, and trying to move  up the teaching ladder, fine tune my teaching and speaking skills. No one will deny when you’re trying to make an ESL teaching career abroad , if you’re South Asian who grew up with English, but have that flat native speech sounds, stretches and pauses that come with it the world will look down on you. The other half truth being , the recruiters would suddenly put on the tag “We’re Racist” and obviously rule your application out just because you’re Indian.

Generally speaking, if your CV has been worked on splendidly well using an updated canva.com frames and makes a great first impression to your recruiters and you outsmarted them by hiding your nationality. You’ve a chance to get an interview call if you’re sending teaching applications for other countries. However, unless you’ve a decent neutral accent, or the one that of Shashi Tharoor or the BBC news readers. Surely, you’re just a dime a dozen.

What these teaching agencies do not disclose while selling their teaching certifications in India are the facts about the suffering and constant stress that’s going to come  with it, while you stay unemployed.  If you’re taking this career forward in a light  that you want to travel the world, and teach at the same time. They don’t tell there are thousands of others who pursue these qualifications with you, who are natives and will obviously be picked for the job . You may have to face harsher circumstances than an engineer would.

Sure, these hefty teaching English certificates are internationally recognised qualification. It gives you confidence and effective toolkit when you stand in the classroom full of foreign learners who know few words of English. It’s going to do wonders for your students , if you’re pursuing this career to teach in your home country as you already know the work culture.

This is a wake up call for the Middle-easterns, Arabs ,  Asians or Balkans that these certificates won’t do wonders for you, least of all make you earn equally well. What’s more important these days is what passport you hold for a career like this. If you shook yourself out of your comfort zone, and took an education degree from Europe or from one of the native English speaking countries.

Teaching career abroad comes at a huge cost. One of the truths being, if an employer is hiring you, he sees that you got one of the criterion met with these teaching english license, and with some relevant teaching experience. Whatsoever, you won’t be paid at par. Unfortunately, the truth of the day is you’d still be hired cos’  you’ll cost them low.

Sure, if you’re a warrior enough as I’m. If you don’t easily give up and are willing to work on yourself,  compromise your comfort zone, shed off your native Indian english accent  and know few other languages.

You may go places! 😉

 

*P.S the opinions are totally based on the real life experiences of the author of the article and doesn’t support or reject any sort of education .*

 

 

 

An Empty Cup from Empty Barrels

                                       cupA few years ago, I got into a debate lame enough on facebook. I won’t enter into what we basically conflicted about. But, pretty enough the woman who I argued with fed me a beautiful metaphor of an empty cup. I’m still trying to dig into my facebook messenger to look for her exact words that acted as a muse on picking this blog name which I cleverly changed into “Empty barrels”. Looking back at the time, I was 21 when I decided to create my own blog, signed up on wordpress. I’m not sure if I started bravely right over to put my thinking into a blog. I’d say there’s another girl who mused me into writing, which is after when I had started to read her blog. Her words would just flow right, the finely crafted poetry and most of all, her way of life, of course as I’d view and receive it. Yes, I’d stalk her on facebook and instagram. Totally sucking my long gone habit! It just looked perfect to me the places she would travel, or the way she’d dress up to how she got hitched to a singer and musician! Isn’t it wonderful to marry a musician, especially when you’d like to start your actual day with some music and your mood can perfectly dance to the rhythm of it? Quite frankly, I’d totally fancy wedding to a guy who’d play some acoustics to me. 

Coming back to the story of “empty cup” changing into “empty barrels” it turns out that her written message is lost somewhere under verification threats of the fb user.However, the essence is still intact. I can literally take an empty cup and create it into a flower jar, or fill it with the extra cents .  A cup by all means, for me makes a perfect room for freshly brewed coffee. 

Isn’t life mostly like it?

Another Epiphany?

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The time has tested me enough,
Sun has set now,
The hair looks a little grey and white,
Teeth a little yellow,
The shoulder joint now pains harder,
The spine can’t stand tall any longer,
Isn’t it a matter of despise?
Legs shivers a lot easier,
Eyes water much quicker,
I think I have done all it takes,
It’s time to let the wheel turn another,
No more shadows to haunt in dark,
Not a voice should make me quiver,
It’s time to wait ànd see what comes,
The crack in the curtains scare no longer,
May be darkness is my friend now,
I light it up in my eyes,
The zip and zap and bim and boom
It plays with me the childhood games,
I think their is nothing to gloom,
Because I know I am not the only one,
Never have been so and never will be,
This has happened and will happen,
So not to wail in vain and waste,
What is precious should atleast we taste,
I know a lesson is down in that chamber,
It glows like jewels in those fairy tales,
And all I know is I am going down under ,
To steal that gem and keep with me safe!

Aam si zindagi

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Woh aam si zindagi, 
jiska thikaana kuch nahin,
woh chaadar ki chatt,
jiska zamaana ab nahin.

woh manjhi par baitha insaan,
jiske sar ke neeche siraana nahin,

woh bigadhe se bacche,
jo maa ki godd mein bhi rote hain,
woh bhukh-pyaas lagne par,
apni thook hi pee lete hain,

woh aam si zindagi,
jiska thikaana kuch nahin,

woh haste aur phir bhi muskuraate hain,
apne parivaar ke lie,
shehron mein chale aate hain,

na jaane kya, na jaane kya, 
woh paate hain, chotti-2 naukari kar ke, 
bacchon ko paalte hain,

woh aam si zindagi,
jiska thikaana kuch nahin,

kisi ka koodha utha kar,
kisi ka jhootha kha kar, 
woh apni hi aankhon mein, 
bin bole gir jaate hain,

haath mein laathi,
aur kandhe par apna hi kafan,
baandhe chalte hain,

woh aam si zindagi,
jiska thikana kuch nahin,

aankhon mein phir bhi, 
woh chote-2 sapne sajaate hain, 
sapne sajaate hain...

 

ZAMAANA

Ek kahaani hai uss zamaane ki,jhan bin kahe har baat hoti thi,

Ek kahaani hai iss zamaane ki, jhan har baat keh kar bhi,

koi baat nahin hoti,

ruktsad sa hua woh aashiyaana aisa, aaj yaad kar kar bhi,

koi nayi yaad nahin banti,

har shaam uski taareef mein guzaar dete hain, par sab kuch guzaar ke bhi,

koi nayi yaad nahin banti,

aisi uljhan hai iss shaameane mein,–2

kabhi kabhi koshish bhi,

kamyaab nahin hoti,

koshish bhi kamyaab nahin hoti..